Twelve Days Of Ninja-Mas
Twelve Days of Ninja-Mas
Only you can save Ninja-Mas!

(Requirements: The HoClaus, December 25th)

What's that in the sky?

Prologue

You peer outside, full of the wonder and awe (and anticipation for upcoming presents) of the Ninja-Mas season, when you see a twinkle in the sky.. that gets bigger and bigger..

Take cover! >

Part 1

A Ninja-Mas Miracle?
After an earth-shattering KABOOM, you peer around what's left of your cover, to see a grim sight..

The wreckage of a high-tech sleigh has dug its way across the lawn. You trudge through a pile of goopy sludge, to the control panel.

* HOCLAUS EMERGENCY OVERRIDE - PRESENTS / DRIVER MISSING - NINJA-MAS CANCELLATION IMMINENT *

In the back is a giant bag with a hole ripped in it, and an impossibly long list, with all but twelve lines crossed out.

Is this the HoClaus' Magic Sleigh? It must be! But with no presents, what will happen? You've got to save them!

Get in the Sled >

Success:

You take off, as the controls auto-drive you to the next location. But with no presents, what will you give them?

Continue Quest >

Part 2

Twelve Drummers Drumming
You land at a jam session in the Outskirts, a bunch of people sitting in a circle as these four Ninja rock out - well, try to rock out, anyway. The hot one with the flute is doing great, but that larger one has nothing to play! He could use a drum set!

Give him 12 Billy Buckets > (Requirement)

Failure:

Ninja-Mas is ruined!

You Failed!

Success:

You give him a 'drum set', and they rock out to a giant Sand Monkey beating up some poor guy!

Continue Quest >

Part 3

Eleven Pipers Piping
The sleigh does a huge, super-fast circle, and lands on the roof of a convention. Up there is a bunch of twin-tailed girls, milling around, as someone who seems to be their leader pokes idly at a personal music player.

Give them 11 Emo Rock CDs > (Requirement)

Failure:

Ninja-Mas is ruined!

You Failed!

Success:

You hand out enough CDs for everyone, and they start to groove along with the music, returning to the con to wreak havoc!

Continue Quest >

Part 4

Ten Lords-a-Leaping
The sleigh rockets through the stratosphere, to stop at a bunch of Ninja floating impossibly high on kites! They look like they want to leap off to perform a heroic sky attack, but don't have the guts!

Give them 10 Exploding Tags > (Requirement)

Success:

You pepper them with Tags, and the resulting explosions send them careening towards glory! They raise their voices (probably in thanks) as they disappear beneath the clouds - great job!

Continue Quest >

Part 5

Nine Ladies Dancing
The sleigh breaks through reality into a wireframe world, skidding to a halt in front of a number of clockwork maidens, motionless, hands raised. They seem to be in the process of building something, but there are empty holes in their backs where some sort of power supply seems to go..

Install 9 Powerpacks > (Requirement)

Success:

You plug them in, and they get to building some sort of granite temple. You strain to watch more, but the sleigh beeps, and drags you away to your next destination!

Continue Quest >

Part 6

Eight Maids-a-Milking
You crash directly down into what seems to be an - underground soda shop? A number of good-looking waitress look up from a busted milkshake machine at you..

Give them 8 Malted Pills > (Requirement)

Success:

You give them a handful of malt, and their eyes light up. They jam them in the hatch, and everyone stares hungrily as the milkshake machine rumbles and growls! The sleigh, probably sensing the upcoming horrors, launches, taking you with it.

Continue Quest >

Part 7

Seven Swans-a-Swimming
Alighting upon a tranquil lake, you are approached by seven hunters, wearing swan hats and floating in the water. "Hey, you scared away our prey! What will we do now?"

Give them 7 Pigeon Chunks > (Requirement)

Success:

They greedily take them, and you recoil, sleigh taking off, as they start munching on them!

Continue Quest >

Part 8

Six Geese-a-Laying
The sleigh slows, but doesn't stop, as you go by what might be a remote farming town. People run alongside the sleigh, holding out sacks. "GEESE GEESE GEESE" they yell, staring unblinkingly.

Creepy.

Give them 6 Pigeon Chunks > (Requirement)

Success:

Pigeon Chunks again? Whatever, it works, they look in their bags with glee as you rocket away.

Continue Quest >

Part 9

FIIIIIIVE GOLLLLDENNN RINNNNGGGSS
THE SLEIGH PULLS UP AT A VERY LOUD PARTY. ANOTHER SLEIGH PULLS UP AT THE SAME TIME, WITH FIVE METAL GUYS IN IT. THE OCCUPANTS SEEM TO BE ASKING YOU SOMETHING, BUT THE MUSIC IS WAY TOO LOUD. THEY RAISE EMPTY GLASSES.

GIVE THEM 5 GOLDEN POTIONS > (Requirement)

Success:

THEY TOAST YOU (AT LEAST YOU THINK), AND THE SLEIGH GOES STRAIGHT UP, UNTIL you can hear yourself think again. Phew, was that so loud..

Continue Quest >

Part 10

Four Colly Birds
You skim over the top of another Village, people's eyes raised as one to watch you. Debating what they need, one just holds up a sign.

"GIVE US THE CHUNKS OLD MAN".

Give them 4 Pigeon Chunks > (Requirement)

Success:

You just ladle it on them, and take off. Seriously, what is it with the birds?

Continue Quest >

Part 11

Three French Hens
You know the drill.

Give them 3 Pigeon Chunks > (Requirement)

Success:

Gross.

Continue Quest >

Part 12

Two Turtle Doves
Oh, come on now.

Just toss 2 Pigeon Chunks over the side > (Requirement)

Success:

The sleigh moves on, so whatever. Is that it with the birds?

Continue Quest >

Part 13

..and a Partridge in a Pear Tree
You pull up to a tree, and the sleigh powers down. A bird (AGAIN WITH THE BIRDS) on a high branch is putting up a big "Have You Seen These Birds?" sign with a bunch of pictures of pigeons on it - and your picture as well.

Uh oh.

Spray yourself with 1 Avian Attraction Spray > (Requirement)1

Failure:

Ninja-Mas is ruined!

You Failed!

Success:

The bird looks at you, but doesn't make the connection between you and "The Chunker". Thankfully, the sleigh shudders to life, and gets you the heck out of there!

Continue Quest >

Epilogue

The sleigh rides high in the air, and you bask in the glory of a Ninja-Mas saved! Your one-Ninja victory party is interrupted by a moan from the back - The HoClaus, knocking over a number of empty Juice bottles, rises groggily from under the empty bag. "Urrghghegh" he exclaims, and the sleigh's control panel buzzes angrily:

* PRIMARY DRIVER VOICEPRINT ACCEPTED * * ENGAGING ANTI-THEFT SYSTEM *

There is a large explosion from beneath your seat, and the world goes a Ninja-Mas White.

You awaken back in your yard, next to the still-flaming destruction the sleigh caused, with only the list you fulfilled in your hands..

You got the Ninja-Mas List! (+1 Levels, keeps track of daily Naughty / Nice actions in the Daily Report)

Happy Ninja-Mas from BvS!

Notes

  • 22 Pigeon Chunks are needed overall.
  • This quest was borked because 11 was testing it on the 24th so he had it start on the 24th, but he never fixed the 24th thing. (fixed now) MERRY BROKEMAS
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