The Five Rings
The Five Rings
You wonder if it is hard to start a village..

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Prologue

You go to the Ninja Library, crack an old, musty book called "Villages for Dummies", and start reading. Apparently, you must have basic mastery of the Five Noble Elements..

Read on >

Part 1

Earth
The First Noble Element is Earth.

Stability. Respect.
TAKE PEOPLE YOU DON'T LIKE. BURY THEM. WEAR THEIR BLING.

(hey, someone scribbled in here!)

I have Sannin's Premium > (Requirement)

Success:

You nod knowingly, and read on..

Continue Quest >

Part 2

Water
The Second Noble Element is Water.

Adaptability. Compromise.
JUICE HELPS WHEN PEOPLE MESSAGE YOU EVERY DAY FOR FREE SHINIES. DROWNING PEOPLE WORKS TOO. MAKE SURE THEY AREN'T SHARKS. DROWNING TAKES A WHILE, SO WRITE DOWN THEIR NAME SO YOU DON'T FORGET WHO YOU ARE DROWNING.

I have The Tote OR I have the My Name Is Theme OR I have the Say My Name Theme > (Requirement)

Success:

You nod knowingly, and read on..

Continue Quest >

Part 3

Fire
The Third Noble Element is Fire.

Tested. Feared.
BURNING THINGS IS THE BEST. LIKE MONSTERS. THEY BURN GREAT. OTHER VILLAGES BURN GREAT TOO. ALSO, YOU SHOULD LOOK COOL. LIKE HAVE COOL PANTS. OR NO PANTS. WHATEVER.

I have the Ascension Theme OR I have Reaper Blood - Cobra Kai > (Requirement)
(If you don't have Ascension, Reaper Blood - Cobra Kai must be activated for this step.)
Success:

You nod knowingly, and read on..

Continue Quest >

Part 4

Air
The Fourth Noble Element is Air.

Enlightened. Ever-changing.
YOU SHOULD PROBABLY LEARN TO FLY, SINCE THAT WILL MAKE STABBING EASIER. IF YOU HAD A CARDBOARD ROBOT WITH A WICKED PAINT JOB, THAT WOULD WORK TOO. STABBING IS IMPORTANT

I have the Knightmare Frame > (Requirement)

Success:

You nod knowingly, and read on..

Continue Quest >

Part 5

Void
The Fifth Noble Element is Void AWESOME.

The No-Mind. The Empty Path.
SERIOUSLY BEING AWESOME IS THE BEST. YOU CAN TELL IF YOU ARE AWESOME, BECAUSE IF YOU ARE AWESOME, YOU ARE AWESOME. SERIOUSLY.

I have the Eye of the Storm Bloodline > (Requirement)

Success:

You nod knowingly, and read on..

Continue Quest >

Epilogue

You close the book, satisfied, and the slipcover falls off - holy crap, this is an expensive antique! You jam it in your pants and take off!

You Got The Five Rings!

You may now start a Village!

Trivia

  • The Book of Five Rings is a famous text by Miyamoto Musashi on martial arts, and especially, the use of the sword.
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