Shift Manager of DOOM
Shift Manager of DOOM (Part 2)
The Boss is back! Run for it!

(Requirements: BurgerNinja, The Power of Greass)

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Prologue

Man, if you ran this place, you'd make the food differently. Just thinking about how you could make the burgers tasty, like the ones Bo eats..
how those little onions burst like flavor crystals in your mouth..
it makes you..
it makes you want to BURN this MOTHER-

"YOU ARE TALKING OUT LOUD AGAIN, ELEVENTY!" The Boss crashes in, miniguns a-whirling! "HAR HAR HAR! LET'S FIGHT!" You dive behind the counter as it explodes into shards of cheap plastic, and realize you can assemble the Frame into a mecha! Su-chan crawls out from under the shake machine, looking at you expectantly.

You yell at him, forgetting his name in your frenzy. "C'mon, Pookie!" "LET'S BURN IT DOWN!"

WOO! >

Part 1

*TRANSFORM**

Oh, yeah, now THIS is shonen!

I have 5 Different KnightFrame pieces > (Requirement)1

Success:

All right! Let's ROLL OUT!

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Part 2

Genjutsu
Dodge the Bullets
No more of this mind-control crap, let's get our Ninja on!
Difficulty: 15 Successes: 15
— LIMITED MISSION WARNING —
BurgerNinja Employees Only, Burger and Innate Jutsu Only! Dou-Specific Stat Bonuses only!

Success:

You skip between the bullets like - well, like a NINJA. Oh yeah.

Fail:

Psh, you look like Swiss cheese.

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Part 3

Ninjutsu
Mecha Hand-to-Hand
Kung Fu Punch! Robo Kick! Let's get it on!
Difficulty: 16 Successes: 16
— LIMITED MISSION WARNING —
BurgerNinja Employees Only, Burger and Innate Jutsu Only! Dou-Specific Stat Bonuses only!

Success:

You rock that robot like a hurricane!

Fail:

You get knocked out, and tossed into the fryer.

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Part 4

Taijutsu
DO IT
Rip that stupid robot apart!
Difficulty: 17 Successes: 17
— LIMITED MISSION WARNING —
BurgerNinja Employees Only, Burger and Innate Jutsu Only! Dou-Specific Stat Bonuses only!

Success:

MWA HA HA, NINJAS FOREVER!

Fail:

You run out of juice. Whoops.

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Epilogue

You stand, breathing heavily, looking at the remains of the BurgerNinja. No more will this evil's dark reign plague your nightmares.

CiCi taps you on the shoulder. You power down, and turn to look at her.

"Dude. What the CRAP." She freaks out. "What did you DO? This is where we WORK!" You bring up her trade she made with you. You figured, that 'firing her' was some metaphor or something. "Metaphor?

"WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? I just like PIZZA, not Burgers! ARGH! I wanted to get fired so I could sue for discrimination against GREEN-HAIRED girls! Here, help me clean this place up, you psycho."

Whoops, maybe the food got to you a bit. No worries - you gots a SHINY MECHA! Who cares it if is made out of cardboard, right?

You got the Knightmare Frame!

Trivia

  • The last couple sentences of the first paragraph is a reference to Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle. When they arrive at the former location of White Castle the drive-through clerk makes almost exactly the same statement before they leave.
  • The success message after transforming is a reference to what Optimus Prime says in the series Transformers.
  • The reference of "Eleventys" may refer to the fact that most of the beginning of Code Geass takes place in area 11, a.k.a Japan.

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