Shift Manager of DOOM
Shift Manager of DOOM
The Boss is back! Run for it!

(Requirements: BurgerNinja, Su-chan, Cici, Lulu)

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Prologue

Suddenly, the door of the BurgerNinja explodes! In walks a giant, stupid-looking robot, with a cigar and a clip-on tie. (Ooh, clip-on ties. Sure sign of a bad guy- er, robot!) "WHAT'S ALL THIS THEN, RIGHT RIGHT! BACK TO WORK! PIP PIP!" Su-chan salutes. "Sure, dad, right away!" Dad?!

OMG, what a loser! >

Part 1

Taijutsu
Clean the Grill
"SCRAPE IT, WORTHLESS ONE!"
Difficulty: 12 Successes: 12
— LIMITED MISSION WARNING —
BurgerNinja Employees Only, Burger and Innate Jutsu Only! Dou-Specific Stat Bonuses only!

Success:

You finish it without vomiting. Phew.

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Part 2

Genjutsu
Sort the Trash
"PICK OUT ALL THE FISH." Ew.
Difficulty: 13 Successes: 13
— LIMITED MISSION WARNING —
BurgerNinja Employees Only, Burger and Innate Jutsu Only! Dou-Specific Stat Bonuses only!

Success:

You have no idea why you have to do this. Is he just messing with you?

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Part 3

Ninjutsu
Warm the Buns
"MAKE THE BUNS WARMER!"
Difficulty: 13 Successes: 13
— LIMITED MISSION WARNING —
BurgerNinja Employees Only, Burger and Innate Jutsu Only! Dou-Specific Stat Bonuses only!

Success:

(You know, this was the 11DBHK's first job at a BurgerNinja. It sucked then, and it sucks now.)

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Part 4

Ninjutsu
Cool the Buns
"NOW MAKE THEM COLDER! HA HA!"
Difficulty: 14 Successes: 14
— LIMITED MISSION WARNING —
BurgerNinja Employees Only, Burger and Innate Jutsu Only! Dou-Specific Stat Bonuses only!

Success:

He's GOTTA be messing with you..

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Part 5

Ninjutsu
Warm the Buns
"MAKE THE BUNS WARMER AGAIN! I RELISH YOUR SUFFERING!"
Difficulty: 12 Successes: 12
— LIMITED MISSION WARNING —
BurgerNinja Employees Only, Burger and Innate Jutsu Only! Dou-Specific Stat Bonuses only!

Success:

Okay, you have had ENOUGH!

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Epilogue

You finish your job, finally. "HA HA, STUPID NINJA, THAT IS ALL YOU ARE GOOD FOR. YOU AND THE REST OF THE ELEVENTIES." Eleventies? This guy knows about the Villages, the secret Leaders, and the War? "NO, IDIOT." He points at the sign above him - "BurgerNinja Franchise #11". "ALSO, YOU ARE TALKING OUT LOUD. SERIOUSLY, YOU NINJAS ARE SUCH LOSERS." Oh, you'll get him back, you'll bring this place down from within! "I HEARD THAT." He stomps away, robo-chewing his cigar.

You and the others look at each other. This robot? In charge? And to think, he's got the GALL to call you all "Eleventies"! Just because you are a Ninja, like that old HoCage that lived here before the War. Lulu starts up again, posing and making sound effects - "ZOUNDS! I must… FIGHT against this DARK.. DESIGN! DUN DUN DUN!"

His lil' buddy Su-chan just sits on the floor and starts crying.

Cici finishes her pizza, and looks at you, sighing. "I guess you are ready." She waggles her fingers at you. "Whoaa-a-a-a, Mind Screw On!" You scream, as your mind instantly rips apart, leaving you a quivering mess. Cici whispers in your ear. "Here's the deal. Do this for me, and you get the Power." She tells you what she wants. That's it? To be 'fired'? You nod. She says "It is about time. Sheesh. Whoa-a-a-a-a, Mind Screw Off." You sit up, no longer racked with pain, but your eye pulses with a brand new power.. and you can see the truth in everything! The power - the POWER - of the food sold here! And Cici is actually The PizzaWitch, savior of worlds everywhere!

Cici looks at you. "Dude, are you okay? Maybe you should get some rest first.." No! NO!

You MUST BRING DOWN THE BURGERNINJA!

You have The Power of Greass! You may, once per mission per Season, get a bonus to Levels and Range equal to your Crank, and automatically get the items, allies, and events in it. No RNG rolls, no nothing. (The checkbox is at the bottom of your Mission Menu). This Power is only useable once a day and five times per Season, plus one time per Season you've completed.

The cost - all of your Stamina.

Now, to use this power to get some cool stuffs from your customers and bring this place down..


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