"Dance your cares away! Worry's for another day!"
Cambdoranononononono is a Bonnay from NapalmLuck village. He adopted the pseudonym "Dorian" after realizing that his full Bonnay name was difficult for humans to pronounce. He has a solid build of 41 centimeters (16.14 inches) and 2.5 kilograms (5.51 pounds). In spite of all this, he is one of the more powerful and grammatically-minded ninja in NapalmLuck.
His sword of choice, the Karat, is a Soul Reaper sword made of solid gold. It is nearly impossible for him to wield or even carry for long distances as a result. When using it in battle, he usually ends up dropping it, causing it to bore into the ground a ways. He claims that this is a special jutsu designed to hurt his opponent's footing.
He appears to be under the impression that his suit keeps his full appearance a mystery in the same vein as K-Dog's, but a fairly large number of people have seen him without it since he didn't use it during his early career. He variably claims to either be a Bonnay whose heavenly file was misplaced in the "ninja" drawer or a ninja misfiled in the "Bonnay" drawer. Rumors that he is simply a Bonnay who dressed up like a ninja and cried at the door of a Chunin exam until someone let him in are currently unconfirmed.
He attempted to write a detailed autobiography at one point, but lost interest several paragraphs in and threw it out.
- Amazing luck granted by his feet, except when his luck is average or bad.
- Relative intelligence. (He is roughly 70% as clever as he believes himself to be.)
- The ability to see well in the dark, both because of his high rate of carrot consumption and because he Glows.
- The ability to perform jutsu with his ears. Useful because his paws don't reach each other.
- Innate Bloodline?
- True Blood of the Reaper
- The Trade
- Wasteland Disease
- Eye of the Storm
- The Power of Greass
Techniques and Jutsu
Proving once again that he can accomplish anything he puts his mind to (with an unlimited amount of free time), Dorian overcame the odds in his training and managed to learn jutsu in spite of his lack of fingers and the fact that his hand-paws can't quite reach each other. He knows a fair number of jutsu, but his preferred ones are:
- Coup de Grace
- Dark Consolidation
- Escape Jutsu (useful for a small herbivore)
- Bring Down the House Jutsu
- Soul Reaper Style: Bore Under, Karat!
- I Need This
- Turn the Page