The Bargltron is a Festival activity where you ride The Bargltron for more Appetite.
In-game Description
A rather round, 'ripe' fellow stands at the control panel of a scary-looking ride. As the last load of people gets out and walks past, he looks at you with a lidless, milky eye. "WANT SOME RIDE? 'COURSE YA DO!" In the distance, you hear horrible noises from the last riders.. |
Rewards
- Resets your Appetite to your daily maximum
- Resets your Greass consumption for the day to zero
You whirl around and around, up and down… As you walk away, you think to yourself - that wasn't that bad, really, even at the end when it jBBARARGLGLGLGLL oh, man, that was bad, at least iBBARGRGLARGLGLGLGLL Okay, that should dBBAAAAGLRGRGLLL (your Appetite has been reset / +300 Stamina!) |
- Have Choosing Sides trophy, The Flash and The RNG autographs 'trigger' (100% power guarantees activation)
You whirl around and around, up and down… ..and you balance yourself on a shifting floor, feeling the deck respond beneath your feet, as you look out on a vast sea of stars that feels.. like home.. (your Appetite has been reset / +300 Stamina! |
Trivia
- The ride operator is based off of Boos Miller (or possibly "Boos Myller"), from the game Return to Zork. His repeated line "Want some rye? 'Course ya do!" is the most memorable thing about the game. (In fact, it's the only memorable thing.)